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He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:
For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.
It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton
ALTimage embedded in tweet is a full bin labeled "Free Condoms, Be Safe Today!", with the aro flag on both the label and each of the condom packets, next to a full bin labeled "Free Water Balloons, Have Fun Today!", doing the same thing with the ace flag.
This is in fact a funny joke, but it's worth noting that that condoms are stronger than balloons. I say this as someone who has taken a 3 pound bag of water to the face that did not explode.
scribbles in ace diary: Do not... throw... water dicks... at ppl... unless... you... can cover... their... medical bills....
Contrary to popular belief, there are three states a cat in a box might be: Alive, Dead, or Bloody Furious.
- Lords and Ladies, by Terry Pratchett.
I love how Perry the Platypus has so many layers
- If you don't watch the show you only see him as the dumb pet cover
- If you watch the show a little you see him as this stoic and suave secret agent (which he is) but also:
- As the show progresses and you pay attention he's just a rlly sappy guy who has pictures of his nemesis in his wallet, cries watching soap operas, would do anything and beyond for his nemesis (even embarrassing shit) , cares so much for his owners , is very petty and a show-off , mock his boss , has a terrible fashion sense , likes physical comedy , is a germaphobe , prefers tea over coffee , also has pictures of his owners with him , knows how to dance, has a complicated love/hate relationship with his nemesis, pays attention when Heinz tells a backstory and even remembers what his nemesis likes and give it as a gift to him, uses contact lenses so maybe he need glasses , he takes a while to let people into his life (a lone wolf), know how to DJ and play the guitar , can be a little clumsy sometimes , sleeps in the same bed with his owners, gets depressed when his nemesis replace him with another agent to the point of leaving his job , scans and save all of Phineas and Ferb's inventions , is a really good emotional support friend, is good with kids, doesn't like when people wake him up early from his nap and most of all he text like this:
Perry the Platypus being the best character #15